A Differant Direction.
Okay, Romey did a list about his top 10 do-able women/girls. I thought that would be a good idea, until I came up with the bright idea to go in a different direction. So, I came up with a list of my own. Here goes.
Mimi's list of guys that would turn her into a lesbian(or if you are a lesbian, make a list of girls that would make you go back to guys, or guys do a list of girls that would make you turn gay, or gay men do a list of men that would make you want women, or if you are into animals, a list of animals that would make you go back to humans. Anyway, you all know where I'm going with this, phew.) No particle order, just off the top of my head.
1. James Spader, he creeps me out.
2. Micky Rourke, scary as shit.
3. Dennis Rodman, I wouldn't want a guy that wears dresses more than I do.
4. Steve Irwin, the Croc Hunter. He is just out of this world insane.
5. Sean Penn, icky.
6. Russell Crowe, too badass.
7. Any of the Baldwins.
8. John Travolta, more like John Revolting.
9. My ex-husband, the years were not kind to him.
10. Kid Rock, but he could redeem himself if he washed his hair.
So that is my list, and I'm sure all of these men are very happy that I don't want them. Boy did they dodge a bullet, lol. I'm not perfect, but I still want to have choices.
I invite anyone that reads this to make their own list.
posted by Mimi @ 9:41 PM
6 Comments:
I split it up a little...
Five men who would make me go straight:
1. Either of my sisters' ex-husbands
2. Jack Osbourne
3. Ben Affleck (he just grosses me out for some reason)
4. Richard Simmons (does he even count as a man?)
5. Louie Anderson
Five women who would send me back:
1. Brittany Spears
2. Christina Aguilera
3. Ashlee Simpson
4. Ozzie's FUGLY daughter
5. Vanna White
Either list could go on and on and on and on and on...
Louie Anderson, shudder, what even made you think of him? I don't think Richard Simmons counts. I personally, like Ben Afflack, maybe I just like saying his last name.
This is for Ms. Aunt Bitsy Francie - when you told Mike to listen up about the testicle implants, was it for him to maintain his 'manhood' or for his dogs to maintain their manhood? I'm just a bit confused so please clarify.
On second thought, maybe I should buy some to maintain MY manhood...
Yes, my boys are very proud of their "walnuts", but I think they're going to lose them soon since they're both over 5 and it could cause them problems later in life.
Thanks, Ron, but I have no problem with MY manhood. Incidentally, Mom should think about getting Max some so he's not so shy about his little "cashews" or lack thereof...
Poor guys..
OK, then. Max isn't worried about anyone getting a glance at his little chick-peas then.
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