Survey Time!

So Angel wanted me to do this survey. Here goes. Forgive the spellling.

7 things to do before I die:
1. See my son grow up and have a happy successful life.
2. Lose 115lbs
3. Go to Italy or Australia.
4. Become a grandmother.
5. Own a brand spanking new car
6. Make money doing something I love.
7. Have perky normal size boobs.

7 things I can do:
1. Embarrass my son.
2. Please my husband (sorry for the graphic images, family)
3. Name really obscure songs from the last 40 yrs.
4. Tell you who stars in a movie and what it's about even if I haven't seen it.
5. Turn anything someone says into something dirty.
6. Talk to someone using only song lyrics or titles.
7. Love my family with all my being.

7 things I can't do:
1. Wear a thong. (it's for the good of mankind)
2. Pee in front of people ( in a bar or at home around my husband)
3. Watch Tom Cruise anymore, he went nuts and he scares me now.
4. Stand ignorance or someone staring at my daughter, I know she's beautiful, but she needs her space.
5. Cut the apron strings to my son. I still want to pick out his clothes and have a hard time letting him out of my sight.
6. Let someone else do Erin's hair or pick out her clothes.
7.Eat liver.

7 things that attract me to the opposite sex( Dan has all of these, I guess I finally lucked out)
1. Nice arms.
2. Brown eyes.
3. Sense of humor.
4. Intelligance.
5. A job.
6. Kindness.
7. Someone that is good to my kids and accepting of the fact that Erin has special needs.

7 things I say most often:
1. I love you.
2. Brush your teeth and put on deodorant(to Alex)
3. Hi Mom (I call her everyday)
4. Huh? or What was that? ( I can hear every move the kids make at night, but I can't seem to hear Dan talking to me. I think he just talks too low.)
5. Shut up, Timmy!(he's are dog and he barks at every little noise)
6. The f-word. (I'm very bad about that. I know that will be one of the first things Erin will say if she ever starts talking.)
7. I have to go to the bathroom.

7 celebrity crushes:
1. Keanu Reeves
2. Jake Epstein(I'd be robbing the cradle, he is a Canadian actor on Degrassi. I'm lame.)
3. Kevin Smith
4. George Clooney
5. Steven Burns(from Blues Clues, he's hot.)
6.Hugh Grant
7. Colin Firth

7 people I want to do this:
1. Lisa
2.Rhia
3. Will
4. Rob
5. Finnigan(if you read this when you get back from your travels)
6. Kristen
7. Mom, if she had a blog. lol