The Doctor Visit.

I went to my Dr. yesterday. I told him, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwon. He said I'm too tents. lol.

How does a blonde(Marcia, lol, kidding) turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door. he he

Why was Frosty the Snowman smiling? He heard Torro the snowblower was coming to town.

How many men does it take to change the toilet paper roll? I don't know, it's never been done.

What's the differance between boogers and brussel sprouts? Kids don't like to eat brussel sprouts.

What do you call a redneck with no arms or legs that falls into the lake? Live bait.