Can't Sleep, Figures!

I can't sleep, I went to bed at 11 and it's almost 2 and I'm still awake, grrrrrr. So I'm blogging.

For those new to my life, I met my husband on the internet. We were in a gaming site and started talking, this is the pic I sent to him and he still agreed to meet me. He must have been lonely. This was taken when I was blonde, my sister is the one driving. The day Dan and I met, my hair was fire engine red and just crazy spikey, I was in cosmotology school, so I experimented a lot.

The other pic is my goober of a son, Alex and Dan's nephew, Skyler at the Festival of trees, last year. Behind them, is my fat ass, and the more I make the pic longer, the skinnier my utterly huge ass looks. By the way, those poor Levi's I'm wearing meet a dreadful end, hubby finally made me throw them out when the nice little worn parts in the crotch and butt area actually turned into rips and tears and there was no patching or redeeming them, I personally was starting a new fashion trend. Jeans that air out the cooter, hubby didn't like it.

In the other pic, you find Mom, hubby and I checking out the gingerbreadmen we just bought. I was checking to make sure they were really men, because I sure didn't want to eat a woman, hubby might like that too much. lol

Forgive the way the pics and text look, I'm still learning how to do this.