Jazzy!!!!!!!!!!

I'm Jasper, they call me Jazzy, but I prefer Your Majesty. I rule around here and what I say goes, but these people are about to piss me off because, I know that we are moving to a new house next weekend and they are going to make me ride in a car. I'll get even with them. When they least expect it, I'll knock over the trash in the middle of the night and scare the shit out of Mimi, she's the only one that will hear it because the others sleep like logs. I keep hearing them tell my boy, Alex, that this is the last time he will have to move until he's out of school because they bought a house. I don't know why they aren't telling me what's going on. Do they think I'm stupid? If I was stupid, would I be able to type on this computer? I think not. If I was stupid, would I be able to get the dog in trouble? Guess again humans. Baw haw haw...................