Valentine's Day!
Well, I was reading another blog and I am stealing an idea from another source. I am going to give my version of greeting cards that you will not see at the store.
The redneck VD card
I love you so good
I think of you when I chop wood
When we are sitting is this here Denny's booth
I would even give you my one tooth!
Honey, I killed you this deer,
Now gut it and get me a beer.
We have made so many memories in my truck
Like when you got pregnant because of our first (bleep)
I love that you are so smart
You even pull my finger when I fart!
I'm sorry our trailer was wiped out in the twister,
but I'm so glad that you are my wife and my sister.
Happy Valentine's Day from our neck of the woods.
posted by Mimi @ 10:35 PM
2 Comments:
Your poem was wonderful....made me think of 80% of the people I work with!! They have got to be the most backwoods, inbred country S.O.B.'s I've ever met!!
Marcia, I really wish I could disagree with you, but I've met most of the people you work with. Yikes. That's probably why you are the only one I stay in contact with. You got culture, Baby. lol
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