Fart, the Other Toxic Gas!!!!!!

My son has a toxic cloud wafting from his ass. Must have been the hot dogs for supper. Now I'm going to have to wash his boxers twice. Yuck. It's enough to knock a cat off a gut wagon. If he keeps this up I'll be busier than a one-legged man in a butt kicking contest. Dan will be busier than a cat covering shit. Alex's farts were so smelly that he wilted the flowers, and they are fake!!!! His mama's so ugly that she had to breast feed with a straw. (wait, I'm his mama). We were so poor growing up that when a neighbor saw us carrying a cardboard box and asked what we were doing, we said moving. We ate hamburger helper without the helper.

Well, tomorrow, we will be going to Lake Shelbyville and riding in the in-laws boat. Should be fun. I already have the sunscreen out so I don't forget to put it on everybody before they get dressed, and I'll take it to re-apply. Dennis is going to have the canapy on the boat so the princess doesn't get baked in the sun. I'm kinda looking forward to it. The kids are really looking forward to it. It's the last day of hubby's vacation, then it's back to the grind. Well, at least maybe, I'll get the kids on a schedule.

I think it's time to hit the hay. Need the rest. Busy day.

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