10 things.

Here's my list of 10 things I would never say, stolen from Angel, who stole it from someone else.

1. Boy, I wish Alex was twins.
2. No, honey, I actually wish your penis was smaller,lol.
3. I want to do the dishes tonight.
4. I love having my period.
5. Maybe the kids should live with their dad.
6. My boobs are too small.
7. Yes honey, lets move next door to your ex wife.
8. Lets invite your parents over for supper.
9. Let me clean up that cat puke or dog puke.
10. Let's install a video camera in our bedroom.