Fart, Fart, Fart!!!!!

That is exactly how my day started. The kid had gas and would not say excuse me for anything in the world, finally I couldn't take his rudeness so I said, very firmly" What do you say?" and before he could answer I said" Be Free!". So now when somebody releases gas of any sort, the kid says, Be Free. I am such a bad influence, but I guess if you can't beat him, teach him how to be more disgusting.

On the same lines, he came home from working at my bro in laws and was very proud when he told me he got paid, the kid had a jar of home made salsa. Great, more fuel for the fire. So he proceeded to eat tator tots with salsa as a snack. No accounting for taste. Hubby wasn't too happy, he said that he didn't want to be the one to open the bedroom door to wake him up in the morning. Can you say, Ass of fire? As long as no one lights a match, we should be fine, and hubby won't even be home from work to wake him up. The air will probably be cleared by then, or it will be like that Fabreeze commercial where the guys keeps opening the door and sniffing. Hubby told me to leave a can of Oust on the porch for him to have when he walks in.As if his ass doesn't stink. They smell like a fresh spring meadow. NOT!

This weekend I will be watching the nephews. Skyler, Ditton, and Dax, sounds like a law firm, doesn't it. At least it will give me something to do since hubby has to work all weekend, Fri, Sat, Sun, and Mon. Oh well, at least his check will be good. And the boys are so cute and funny. They love coming over to Aunt Ami's so they can be at the brick house. I'm sure Skyler will want to have a sleepover. We'll see. Hubby thinks I'm nuts, or too nice. Oh well, it's a change of pace. And I'll get baby cuddle time with Dax. Of course the princess will be jealous, well, she really only gets upset when he cries, she doesn't like that at all. She gives me looks as if to say, Do something fast or else I'm going to get really pissed off. For a girl that can't talk, she sure gets her point across. I can't believe that she will be 12 next month. I have been changing diapers for 13 and a half years without a break. Alex was still in diapers when I had Erin. Oh well, it could be worse.

Well, I think I will try to get some sleep. Well, after hubby calls on his break in a few mins.